I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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