I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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