after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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