i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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