He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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