I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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