i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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