Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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