Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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