This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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