let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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