Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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