I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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