I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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