So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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