i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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