when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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