I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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