is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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