When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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