But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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