Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
