Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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