he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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