isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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