You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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