New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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