Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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