i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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