would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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