did you get engaged???
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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