Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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