Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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