So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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