Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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