Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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