sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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