all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize