If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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