I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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