only if we run a train.
done.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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