I showed him my bush... on skype.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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