love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
