OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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