If i could tip my vagina, i would.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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