That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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