guys are not supposed to queef...right?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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