He is such a slut. More and more my type.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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