Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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