Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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