I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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