youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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