spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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