what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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