I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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